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"Superlative!"
It begins: http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2013/05/consumers_go_crazy_for_wii_u_following_xbox_one_reveal 
Ah, but remember nobody goes online to say how much they liked something or how much they were completely uncaring about something. All you ever... 
There is an awful lot of hate knocking about based on things that aren't really important with the new Xbox. All I want is something... Here's what I've dug up: 1. A constant internet connection (for playing games) is at the publisher's discretion, but this probably means that most games... 
Very poor showing, still the 2 most important questions have not been answered. Does it require an "always on" connection ? Will it block pre-owned... The reveal was a good argument for buying a Wii U or PS4, so I hear. Didn't watch it. Too busy not giving a shit. 
Meh. No idea why anyone would bother with an Xbox in the era of relatively affordable, flexible, high-powered, living room PCs. 
Backbone's output is schizophrenic at best. For every good game they've been involved in (such as Bomberman Live), there's been an utter turkey waiting in... Those screen shots look lovely. All we need is for the developers to remember that tight controls are needed for a decent platformer and we... 
It'll be fun, you wait... 
Not publicly. They’re far too noble for that sort of thing, but I imagine, behind closed doors, they’re all smiling and scoffing cake. Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake with loads of cream in the middle. And a massive cherry on top.
If you wrote Nintendo off by declaring the Wii U a failure, wait until the Xbone & PS4 launch.
here’s a few of my key reasons why the Wii U will be a very attractive proposition during the holiday period: ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m doing this right… RIGHT?
Microsoft just showed me something. It looks like my old sky box. It does telly, it plays Forza, FIFA and Call of Duty, and apparently 15 other games that they couldn’t be bothered to mention.
Great.
Looks like someone’s dropped the Final Fantasy summon monsters into a mixing pot, sprinkled in a pinch of Monster Hunter and garnished it with a Harry Gregson Williams-esque soundtrack.
Anticipation dial has been set to 3.7 – mildly interested.
It’s for PS Vita and despite owning the console, my anticipation dial has since been reset back to zero. I’m fickle like that.
Backbone Entertainment apparently pitched the remakes to Sega and since nothing has ever materialised, one can only assume Sega declined to fund/license them.
Judging from the concept art, I think we’ve all dodged yet another bullet in the ongoing SOR remake/rehash saga.
“CHOOSE BETWEEL DETH AND DISGLOT!”
Microsoft announce "Xbox One": [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIRZA0bXvoE[/tube]
I'm doing this right... RIGHT?
Microsoft just showed me something. It looks like my old sky box. It does telly, it ...A new game that may or may not be called Panopticon (UPDATED): http://youtu.be/MG2PeeQZGXw
Looks like someone's dropped the Final Fantasy summon monsters into a mixing pot, sprinkled in a pinch of Monster Hunter ...New Streets of Rage & ESWAT concept art revealed: Backbone Entertainment apparently pitched the remakes to Sega and since nothing has ever materialised, one can only assume Sega declined to ...Castle of Illusion remake: http://youtu.be/R4ifuf0UO-A
It was announced a few days ago but now there's a new trailer and screenshots.
It looks fairly nice but I'm ...This game requires a constant internet connection: Just in case NAZI console manufacturers don't implement an always online restriction within their hardware, Ubisoft have apparently decided to ...Something negative about the next Xbox. Again: Microsoft have decided to give us all a teaser of what life will be like on the next Xbox by ...Metal Gear Rising: Revengance: Let me get this out of the way right at the start: Metal Gear Rising is short. Not only obviously ..."Tomb" Raider: I've never really had much time for the so called "video gamer", in fact I generally think they're a bunch ...Sonic & All Stars Racing: Transformed.: I can't think of a way to start this review, so let me just say the next person to say ...WWE '13: "Greetings, grapple fans" - It's Saturday afternoon and time for World Of Sport! Oh wait, it's not, it's a rainy ...Hitman Absolution - Final Verdict. : It's shit, man.
I suppose I could end the review there, but I've had to play this cunting thing so I'm ...Hitman Absolution: First Impressions: I'm a big Hitman fan.
I bought the first one when I was naught but a leprous lad, and upgraded my ...Nintendo thanks Microsoft: Not publicly. They're far too noble for that sort of thing, but I imagine, behind closed doors, they're all smiling ...This game requires a constant internet connection: Just in case NAZI console manufacturers don't implement an always online restriction within their hardware, Ubisoft have apparently decided to ...Something negative about the next Xbox. Again: Microsoft have decided to give us all a teaser of what life will be like on the next Xbox by ...Microtransactions - there is a solution. : ...and it'll save you an absolute fortune in the process.
...So Long, John Riccitiello: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR6-u8OIJTE[/tube]
What you gave with one hand early on in your reign, you took with the other. I'll just leave this ...Ben Parfitt - quite possibly the biggest tit in the games industry. : Here's just one example of this colossal twat in action.
...and I thought I was a troll.
In other news he was recently criticising other ...Games from the Chippy #28: Crude Buster: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Jjh8uDYm8[/tube]
"CHOOSE BETWEEL DETH AND DISGLOT!"
... Games from the Chippy #27: Tecmo World Cup '90: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecvCCV5rb4k[/tube]
... Games from the Chippy #26: Vapor Trail: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE6RYibAYfU[/tube] ... Games from the Chippy #25: Pang: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oySY87pzoyg[/tube] ... Games from the Chippy #24: Sly Spy: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47kNEXTW_4s[/tube] ... Games from the Chippy #23: WWF Superstars: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiOHeCFck9w[/tube]
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