Well, it’s been 24 hours. 24 hours mainly consisting of me jump-shooting people in slow motion.
I even found time to play Max Payne 3 a bit, too.
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Max Payne 3 - review: Well, it's been 24 hours. 24 hours mainly consisting of me jump-shooting people in slow motion.
I even found time to ... - Ubisoft adopts decade-old strategy to shift Ghost Recon: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BoIe7riccU[/tube]
Good lord Ubisoft, what were you thinking?
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