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Shadow of Mordor’s opening movie sequence and initial combat promises great things from Monolith’s hack ‘n slash, pseudo-open world adventure. It’s a visually impressive, superbly animated, well written slice of Middle Earth that will have Tolkien fans salivating. Unfortunately it’s a feeling that is short lived as in no time at all Shadows of Mordor reveals its most glaring of gameplay issues: It’s just so bloody boring.
With no exclusive AAA racing game the PS4 could call its own a lot of high hopes were pinned on the launch of Evolution Studios’ DriveClub last Friday. It’s now the following Monday and I, like so many other early adopters, have yet to sample DriveClub’s online functionality. In most other circumstances this would not be a huge issue, however the online features of Evo’s racer is a major selling point for the game. If you’re unsure as to why then the clue is in the title.
Okay, so we now all know that PT stands for ‘playable teaser’. But what else does it stand for? ‘Pure terror’? ‘Perpetual torture’? ‘Pants tainter’?