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NOTUKRESISTANCE
Project 808
Crazy Arcade Flyers
A Bit Broken
Gaming Theory
Polypwn
7outof10
"Superlative!"
Here's what I've dug up: 1. A constant internet connection (for playing games) is at the publisher's discretion, but this probably means that most games... 
Very poor showing, still the 2 most important questions have not been answered. Does it require an "always on" connection ? Will it block pre-owned... The reveal was a good argument for buying a Wii U or PS4, so I hear. Didn't watch it. Too busy not giving a shit. 
Meh. No idea why anyone would bother with an Xbox in the era of relatively affordable, flexible, high-powered, living room PCs. 
Backbone's output is schizophrenic at best. For every good game they've been involved in (such as Bomberman Live), there's been an utter turkey waiting in... 
Those screen shots look lovely. All we need is for the developers to remember that tight controls are needed for a decent platformer and we... 
It'll be fun, you wait... 
If it's shit, it'll be a punch right in my childhood.... I don't know about anyone else, but I'm very excited about this. I am very much looking forward to my gaming just stopping every half... Done. 
Not unless you have one of those memory eraser things that they have in the Men in Black films.
Failing that, I find alcohol helps to forget the painful things in life. Lots and lots of alcohol.
This video encompasses everything that’s wrong with anything, ever.
It’s a good job I’m not a Star Wars fan else I’d be FURIOUS
Kinect Star Wars is not for us. And shouldn’t be for anyone.
Microsoft announce "Xbox One": I'm doing this right... RIGHT?
Microsoft just showed me something. It looks like my old sky box. It does telly, it ...A new game that may or may not be called Panopticon (UPDATED): http://youtu.be/MG2PeeQZGXw
Looks like someone's dropped the Final Fantasy summon monsters into a mixing pot, sprinkled in a pinch of Monster Hunter ...New Streets of Rage & ESWAT concept art revealed: Backbone Entertainment apparently pitched the remakes to Sega and since nothing has ever materialised, one can only assume Sega declined to ...Castle of Illusion remake: http://youtu.be/R4ifuf0UO-A
It was announced a few days ago but now there's a new trailer and screenshots.
It looks fairly nice but I'm ...This game requires a constant internet connection: Just in case NAZI console manufacturers don't implement an always online restriction within their hardware, Ubisoft have apparently decided to ...Something negative about the next Xbox. Again: Microsoft have decided to give us all a teaser of what life will be like on the next Xbox by ...Metal Gear Rising: Revengance: Let me get this out of the way right at the start: Metal Gear Rising is short. Not only obviously ..."Tomb" Raider: I've never really had much time for the so called "video gamer", in fact I generally think they're a bunch ...Sonic & All Stars Racing: Transformed.: I can't think of a way to start this review, so let me just say the next person to say ...WWE '13: "Greetings, grapple fans" - It's Saturday afternoon and time for World Of Sport! Oh wait, it's not, it's a rainy ...Hitman Absolution - Final Verdict. : It's shit, man.
I suppose I could end the review there, but I've had to play this cunting thing so I'm ...Hitman Absolution: First Impressions: I'm a big Hitman fan.
I bought the first one when I was naught but a leprous lad, and upgraded my ...This game requires a constant internet connection: Just in case NAZI console manufacturers don't implement an always online restriction within their hardware, Ubisoft have apparently decided to ...Something negative about the next Xbox. Again: Microsoft have decided to give us all a teaser of what life will be like on the next Xbox by ...Microtransactions - there is a solution. : ...and it'll save you an absolute fortune in the process.
...So Long, John Riccitiello: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR6-u8OIJTE[/tube]
What you gave with one hand early on in your reign, you took with the other. I'll just leave this ...Ben Parfitt - quite possibly the biggest tit in the games industry. : Here's just one example of this colossal twat in action.
...and I thought I was a troll.
In other news he was recently criticising other ...The Trouble With Independent Retailers: Now I'm aware that there are, or at least were, some good indie retailers out there but lets be honest, ...Games from the Chippy #28: Crude Buster: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Jjh8uDYm8[/tube]
"CHOOSE BETWEEL DETH AND DISGLOT!"
... Games from the Chippy #27: Tecmo World Cup '90: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecvCCV5rb4k[/tube]
... Games from the Chippy #26: Vapor Trail: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE6RYibAYfU[/tube] ... Games from the Chippy #25: Pang: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oySY87pzoyg[/tube] ... Games from the Chippy #24: Sly Spy: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47kNEXTW_4s[/tube] ... Games from the Chippy #23: WWF Superstars: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiOHeCFck9w[/tube]
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A part of me just died inside.
I’m fucking fuming, but at the same time I’m really not surprised.
Somewhere in LucasArts:
“So, the Star Wars Kinect game, it’s not very good, is it?”
“No it isn’t – It’s been met with universally bad press, and Kinect is horrible at detecting precise movements”
“Let’s face it, the only Kinect titles which work and sell in substantial numbers are the dancing games”
“…”
“…”
“BY GOD, YOU’RE RIGHT – CALL TERMINAL REALITY IMMEDIATELY AND GET THEM TO PUT A SUBGAME IN WHERE YOU DANCE TO STAR WARS THEMED POP COVERS AND MAKE HAN FUCKING SOLO LOOK LIKE A DICK.”
Never seen Han look so fake and gay…
How much more can George (suck the almighty dead cow dry) Lucas keep on killing the good (now very watered down ) name of Star Wars?
This is why time travel should be made, so folks can stop Lucas, before the once great Star Wars name goes south (or is it to late and it has already gone due south?) Phantom Menace as an example!
Are there any real Star Wars fans left?
Surely the original three films’s charm has been eroded way tenfold by the sheer number of sloppy cash-ins?
I thought Sonic fans had it bad………
I only own the original 3 movies. The original cut on VHS and the DVD special editions from the first cinema re-release.
Everything else is pish.
This has just made me realise how ‘done’ I am with Star Wars. It didn’t even really bother me, it was just “Oh dear, that’s what it’s come now now, is it?”.
I suspect the only people who REALLY like Star Wars are little kids who’ve grown up on the prequels and will probably like it (Who knows, maybe this will turn out to be their own generation’s Star Wars Holiday Special?) and the really REALLY obsessive types. And nothing will make them happy, will it? Suspect most other casual fans won’t give a flying fuck.
And I’m not sure it’s it’s that much more of an embarrassment than Star Wars: Demolition was.
The folks at Eurogamer gave it a bit of a kicking, scoring it a meager 5/10.
This was their closing statement:
“Overall, Kinect Star Wars is an incoherent and clumsy compilation, one driven more by brand synergy than any creative imperative. The better elements would arguably have worked better as standalone digital releases, while the core gameplay is both awkward and unsatisfying. Kids will find it far too fiddly and unresponsive, while adults will be put off by the repetition and generally slapdash “see what sticks” approach to gameplay. Waste your time with this, you should not.”
Another shit Kinect game then. No surprises there of course. Microsoft really need to drop this whole Kinect business before it cripples their Xbox division, because if history has taught us anything it will do just that.
Man, I’ve seen some pretty sick shit on the internet…
Bestiality… Girls eating shit from a cup… People chopping chunks out of their dicks… A Chimp raping a frog.
But nothing’s ever come close to this. Isn’t it about time someone regulated the internet?
I’ve just watched it. Again.
I don’t know why. I didn’t want to. I couldn’t help myself.
There’s something wrong with me.