Here’s something we can all run with for a few updates. I’m sure you’ll all get the gist of how it works very quickly.
Tekken Tag Tournament 2
I was going to buy it until - Some fucking ‘genius’ in marketing thought it’d be a good idea to include a Snoop Dogg stage accompanied by an awful Snoop Dogg song.
Here’s a well researched video of him where he states that Tekken has been around for OVER TWENTY YEARS
And now, here’s the music video. I know you don’t want to watch it but you really should, if only to lay another game series to rest.
And while we’re at it Snoop, learn the fucking difference between a curly ‘C’ and a kicking ‘C’ you twat.
I’ve no problem with Snoop Dogg, but what exactly has any of this to do with Tekken?
Will having Snoop Dogg encourage sales? I doubt it.
I’m not a big fan of Snoop and the whole ‘it’s cool to be a criminal’ culture, but yeah, what’s he got to do with Tekken? That was my reaction too.
Some idiot thinks it will add to sales, but for me it’s done the opposite. After Tekken 6 they needed to do ‘something right’ and this most certainly isn’t it.
I was going to buy X title until I saw a quick-time event…
… I was going to buy that new Tomb raider game until I saw a pop-up telling me that Lara had just picked up a torch, when I could see very clearly already that she had just picked up a torch and was now holding it in her hand…
… Well, actually I was never going to buy that new Tomb Raider game.
I was going to buy Last guardian last year… But then it never came out…
I was going to buy Last guardian this year… But then it probably won’t be out…
I’m going to buy Last guardian next year… probably.
Jokes aside, I actually think Last Guardian has slipped into development hell and will most likely never see the light of day. :(
I hope not. It’s the main reason I got the PS3.
Personally, I don’t think we’ll ever see Last Guardian on PS3.
It’ll either be canned completely, or be turned into something else for PS4.
Fumito Ueda didn’t leave Team Ico (last December) for nothing. He knows something we don’t.
Why would the creator leave his baby behind?
It’s annoying because this was one of my most anticipated games too.
At least Ni no Kuni is still coming…….next year.
After reading this from screenrant.com, I was considering going to watch the Total Recall remake: “Gone is Mars, the mutant storyline and alien technology, and in its place is a story grounded on a believable and relatable future version of Earth, where land has become the most precious resource.”
But then I read this:”It’s literally a tube that runs through the center of the earth, so workers can get from one side of the world to the other. There are massive towers on each end of the world that serve as the hubs and open up to vent out the heat gathered from launching what are essentially subway cars from one side to the other. We’re told that in theory, these are built with material similar to the heat shields on NASA space shuttles. As it travels near the core, the passengers experience Zero G and there are some neat scenes highlighting the effect of no gravity on passengers and their items on their 20 minute cross-Earth journey.”
… So based on reality?… But then… Including something that’s physically impossible…
… So yeah, I WAS going to watch this until…
http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/orson-welles-clapping.gif
Why did they not include Snoop as a playable character?
I bet his moves would be dope :)
I bet Snoop would have a secret move that would enable him to kill someone and get away with it.
http://crime.about.com/od/famousdiduno/ig/mugshots_rap_hip_rb/snoop.htm
Man oh man, what a sell out move. I’d never buy that trash.