For $380 million

What’s worse than paying for digital download only titles?

Paying a monthly subscription to interact with a low quality, low bit rate, low resolution, blocky, streamed game that pauses itself every 30 seconds to buffer and has a shockingly inconsistent frame rate and enormous amounts of button lag.

Welcome to the future of gaming folks.

I’ll also be willing to bet my life that this lovely feature will be implemented too

Suggestions for a new hobby can be left in the comments field. Nothing too expensive mind, I have a bit of a temper.