Nuff Respec' To The Following:
NOTUKRESISTANCE
Project 808
Crazy Arcade Flyers
A Bit Broken
Gaming Theory
Polypwn
7outof10
"Superlative!"
Here's what I've dug up: 1. A constant internet connection (for playing games) is at the publisher's discretion, but this probably means that most games... 
Very poor showing, still the 2 most important questions have not been answered. Does it require an "always on" connection ? Will it block pre-owned... The reveal was a good argument for buying a Wii U or PS4, so I hear. Didn't watch it. Too busy not giving a shit. 
Meh. No idea why anyone would bother with an Xbox in the era of relatively affordable, flexible, high-powered, living room PCs. 
Backbone's output is schizophrenic at best. For every good game they've been involved in (such as Bomberman Live), there's been an utter turkey waiting in... 
Those screen shots look lovely. All we need is for the developers to remember that tight controls are needed for a decent platformer and we... 
It'll be fun, you wait... 
If it's shit, it'll be a punch right in my childhood.... I don't know about anyone else, but I'm very excited about this. I am very much looking forward to my gaming just stopping every half... Done. 
They don’t any more.
Sega have opted to use the graphics processor from an old Nokia mobile phone to power their latest offering: Love Arcade
It seems to be a collection of four mini games. One of which appears to feature Power Ranger-esque characters pointing at fences.
This kind of thing is is sure to save Sega and the entire arcade industry.
Microsoft announce "Xbox One": [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIRZA0bXvoE[/tube]
I'm doing this right... RIGHT?
Microsoft just showed me something. It looks like my old sky box. It does telly, it ...A new game that may or may not be called Panopticon (UPDATED): http://youtu.be/MG2PeeQZGXw
Looks like someone's dropped the Final Fantasy summon monsters into a mixing pot, sprinkled in a pinch of Monster Hunter ...New Streets of Rage & ESWAT concept art revealed: Backbone Entertainment apparently pitched the remakes to Sega and since nothing has ever materialised, one can only assume Sega declined to ...Castle of Illusion remake: http://youtu.be/R4ifuf0UO-A
It was announced a few days ago but now there's a new trailer and screenshots.
It looks fairly nice but I'm ...This game requires a constant internet connection: Just in case NAZI console manufacturers don't implement an always online restriction within their hardware, Ubisoft have apparently decided to ...Something negative about the next Xbox. Again: Microsoft have decided to give us all a teaser of what life will be like on the next Xbox by ...Metal Gear Rising: Revengance: Let me get this out of the way right at the start: Metal Gear Rising is short. Not only obviously ..."Tomb" Raider: I've never really had much time for the so called "video gamer", in fact I generally think they're a bunch ...Sonic & All Stars Racing: Transformed.: I can't think of a way to start this review, so let me just say the next person to say ...WWE '13: "Greetings, grapple fans" - It's Saturday afternoon and time for World Of Sport! Oh wait, it's not, it's a rainy ...Hitman Absolution - Final Verdict. : It's shit, man.
I suppose I could end the review there, but I've had to play this cunting thing so I'm ...Hitman Absolution: First Impressions: I'm a big Hitman fan.
I bought the first one when I was naught but a leprous lad, and upgraded my ...This game requires a constant internet connection: Just in case NAZI console manufacturers don't implement an always online restriction within their hardware, Ubisoft have apparently decided to ...Something negative about the next Xbox. Again: Microsoft have decided to give us all a teaser of what life will be like on the next Xbox by ...Microtransactions - there is a solution. : ...and it'll save you an absolute fortune in the process.
...So Long, John Riccitiello: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR6-u8OIJTE[/tube]
What you gave with one hand early on in your reign, you took with the other. I'll just leave this ...Ben Parfitt - quite possibly the biggest tit in the games industry. : Here's just one example of this colossal twat in action.
...and I thought I was a troll.
In other news he was recently criticising other ...The Trouble With Independent Retailers: Now I'm aware that there are, or at least were, some good indie retailers out there but lets be honest, ...Games from the Chippy #28: Crude Buster: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Jjh8uDYm8[/tube]
"CHOOSE BETWEEL DETH AND DISGLOT!"
... Games from the Chippy #27: Tecmo World Cup '90: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecvCCV5rb4k[/tube]
... Games from the Chippy #26: Vapor Trail: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE6RYibAYfU[/tube] ... Games from the Chippy #25: Pang: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oySY87pzoyg[/tube] ... Games from the Chippy #24: Sly Spy: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47kNEXTW_4s[/tube] ... Games from the Chippy #23: WWF Superstars: [tube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiOHeCFck9w[/tube]
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I can kind of see SOME logic in going retro – with graphics getting better and better/more and more realistic*, there’ll reach a point where people will go “Why bother, looks just the same as that other game/movie/thing”, so they may as well try to attract people who want to PLAY A GAME, rather than ‘experience’ something. At something stupid like 2 quid a pop.
THIS, however, looks like utter shit. Not retro. Just shit.
And they’ll probably still have the bare-faced cheek to try and charge a quid or two a go.
*Realistic isn’t necessarily better, I know.
I agree,
Just shit.