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It’s going to be $39.99 which means it’ll be £29.99 when it comes out over here.

It’s free to play on Android phones, most internet browsers and only costs about £4 for all three episodes on iOS.

Either Activision are pressing the games onto platinum-plated discs, accompanied with instruction manuals printed with gold leaf, or they’re a massive bunch of money grabbing wankers.

Just to be clear, It’s the latter of the two options.

It’ll soon drop to £22.99 quickly followed by another decrease to £14.99 before languishing in the bargain bins at £4.99 until someone finally does an E.T with the unsold stock.

I sincerely hope that customers aren’t as stupid as Activision seem to think they are.